OG redhead
animal lover (dogs, cats, horses, foxes,birds etc.)
artist’s eyes
anything that glitters
self-deprecation (just don’t tell her she’s pretty)
perfect pitch (give her any tune and she can sing it or play it for you on piano, flute, guitar, etc. I’m the one that can’t read notes)
kindness to every stranger.
“when in doubt, blame the mom”
oils and candles everywhere
Picasso
grammar gestapo
concierge culture
southwestern Annie Oakley
“I’ll light a candle“
closet hair and makeup artist
sucker for french poetry and rhinestones
colorblind (but the most colorful)
“Just take Whitworth”
key lime pie
“A minute on the lips, forever on the hips.”
wino-forever (preferably a dry rośe)
memoir lover (she’s the reason I love it.)
Defending Your Life (the film.)
horse girl (she forced me to ride, from age 7, but I never loved it the way she does)
glasses snob (every pair she wears is cool)
citrus-freak (lemon, key lime)
“You are not allowed to post that.”
sarcasm forever (Jewy humor)
“Oh, Honey, I love you more then life itself.”
sourdough
abstract expressionistic
former Shirley Mclaine fan
aquarius aka walking contradiction
most hilarious comments on social media
fantastical
Suzy Knows LA
“Where did I put my phone? (or keys, makeup, grandchildren, cat, etc.)
on the cutting edge/trend-forecaster (she does something cool before everyone else does, especially when it comes to style and hair, she was ANNIE HALL even before she saw the film)
she had a shag in the 70’s in high school, before it was hip (especially in rural 70’s Minnesota)
adamantly anti kids, but loves kids, especially her grandkids
“Why buy the cow, when they can get the milk for free.”
stealth-queen of layers (people wonder in my life why I shroud myself— because she does it so well)
stargazer lilies
red hots
Jane Fonda lover (named me after KLUTE)
🥴❤️
Valentines Day bb (born on the day of forced love)
cool cars (used to be a Land Cruiser, now it’s Mini Coopers, let’s just say BMW)
the smell of the barn
Overboard (the film.)
pizza aficionado (she also makes her own and is Sally Albright particular)
Suzy not Susie, Susan nor Sue
high maintenance but she thinks she’s low
ambidextrous
Old Joni
words of affirmation
“OMG”
sharing her morning commute via Instagram live or in her stories
notorious price tag leaver onner
extremely supportive or deeply opposed (no in between)
jasmine
foxes (her name is legally Suzy Kay Fox)
lover of strange men (no offense to my Dad, my Stepdad, etc.)
loathes baby talk
gratitude devotee
crushed red velvet
“do you want some shrimp, I have it leftover from that event last week.”
oud girl
mushroom maniac
metaphysical AF
whirling ball of warmth
ride or die Mommy
comedy and rom com whore
meloncholia or another earth (two dark movies she will watch again and again)
Tom Waits and Diana Krall
news junkie (CNN)
mortality issues (fearless of death)
tech challenged but dedicated student
The View every day (growing up it was regis and kathie lee or good day LA)
hippie Susan Sarandon
Pachelbel's Canon
Diane Keaton’s red-headed sister
strong espresso
sleep obsessed
the color red
supplement queen
west coast obsessed but just a girl from Grover’s corners
midwest humorist (loathes her homeland)
daughter of an accordionist
Botecelli
prayerful
Reincarnated Parisian
lush life lover of cashmere socks
Betsy Johnson and Donna Karen
ocean girl (but never swims)
white tik tacs
hostess with the mostess
a star named Hiddy
sensitive
cook nerd (Ina, Bianco, Bourdain, Roy Choi)
sea shells and glass paper weights
den mother
good persian rugs and leopard print
gullible
funny girl
tennis nut
hummingbirds and white feathers
she makes a mean guac
“Honey, you’re a makeup artist… Lip gloss.”
omg! It REALLY IS ME
❤️Thank you , honey❌❌❌
OMG….: it’s mom 😂😂😂 I would just laugh, about every minute like “yah” “ocean girl but never swims” lol!!!!